mean girl movies by josh

Alyssa Milano is a college student who starts turning into a vampire. A bad movie, even as bad vampire movies go which really is saying alot. But Alyssa Milano is so freaking sexy and this movie has some great moments. Jennifer Tilly also plays a butch vampire if you're into that sorta thing. I'd say if you like Alyssa Milano you shoudl definitely see this movie. And c'mon who doesn't?

Nicole Eggert (hottie from Charles in Charge) plays a sadistic and murdering bitch goddess. And she winds up making out with the two Corys...BOTH Cory Haim and Cory Feldman.

Cory Haim meets a nice, gorgeous chick and she invites him to a party. "A Sweet 16?" he asks. She laughs and says "Does this look like the body of a 16 year old?" He says "I have plans." "Well change them." she says. She knows what she wants and how to get it.

After they do the deed, she tells him it was good but not great. "Great sex is when you love someone so much, it's like you're addicted to the strongest drug in the world." Her answering machine message is awesome too. It simply says "Hi. Who are you, and why do I care?" When asked what she's good at she says "I'm pretty good at spending other peoples money."

Basically, she seduces everyone into trying to kill everyone else. The details don't really matter, because any excuse to look at someone as sexy and as cruel as this is totally worth it.

This movie isn't a fave, but it's defenitely got its good parts. This movie is about what happens when aliens come to Earth disguised as hot chicks who kill men by screwing them to death!!! (Pretty hot, right?) They're described as "A hottie invasion force from hell" and they sure are that! This movie is jam packed with majorly hot scenes . In one totally kickass part the hot chicks talk about what its like being gorgeous college girls. "When was the last time you actually had a conversation with a guy and he didn't look at your cleavage? These boys are ripe for picking. It's amazing the power of a low cut top"

Later, one of them is about to do the nasty with a shy college boy when he confesses he's a virgin. She just goes "awwww" and then slaps him in the face and pinches his nipple.

There's a great scene where one of the hottie alien women licks vodka off an ice sculpture and then makes out with the hot female bartender in front of everybody.

The best was when somebody askes "What do you and the rest of the international bikini team want? World domination-- one dick at a time?"

Even though this movie totally has its moments it's really not that great a movie overall. The chicks aren't even really that hot. It's worth watching at least once though b/c it defenitely has it's moments.

A funny gross out movie about a chick who has shark teeth in her pussy. We get to see her accidentally bite off the dick of guy who tries to rape her. Later she intentionally bites off the dick of a guy when she finds out that he made a bet he could fuck her. But the best is when she starts trying to seduce guys on purpose just so she can bite their cocks off. At one point the victim hopes he'll get his sewn back on, until his dog eats it! At first her fucking crazy pussy teeth scare her. By the end she can't get enough. Majorly effed up stuff, but more funny than hot.

Weirdo movie that is supposed to be funny but is mostly just lame. But hot female vampire played by Jennifer Beals. At one point she tells a guy how pathetic he is, that he disgusts her, and then she spits in his face. He just keeps repeating that he loves her.