mean girl movies by josh

"Charlies Angels" is totally great. It's just scene after scene of sexy chicks kicking guys' asses. In one scene Drew Barrymore not only beats the crap out of her captors but she actually tells them how she's gonna do it ahead of time, and all in that sexy voice of hers. Cameron Diaz beats the shit out of several beefy thugs without even breaking a sweat and has them begging for mercy by the time she's done with them.

And there are plenty of points in the movie where the angels use their sex appeal to mindfuck the men around them into doing whatever they want. Here's just one example. in one totally sexy scene, Drew Barrymore disguises herself as a racecar driver (in a jumpsuit that shows off plenty of amazing cleavage) and she wraps a guy around her finger with her gorgeousness and little tricks like licking a steering wheel. You have to see it to beleive it! But the best is when Lucy Liu dresses like a dominatrix to distract an office full of nerds. She insults them and struts around the classroom in leather boots cracking her whip. All the nerds, and everyone in the audience, is mesmerized. It's a great movie!

Lucky Michael Douglass. Everywhere he goes he can't help but find an evil women.

Tom is all ready to get a big promotion which is something he's worked for for years. The catch is that he finds out he's not getting the promotion. Instead the promotion is gonna go to the ubersexy Meredith who is Demi Moore. Meredith gets her promotion, but the fun doesn't stop there. Meredith begins sexually harassing Tom. When he doesn't obey her she gets really pissed off and tries to destroy his life. it all makes for a great movie!

Matthew is a lonely hotel clerk. He finds out that a beautiful supermodel named Hexina is coming to stay at his hotel. So he decides to pretend to be somebody else so he might have a chance w/ her.

Hexina is a gorgeous lunatic. While she and Matthew are driving, she sees a street performing mime on the side of the road and tells Matthew to pull over. She takes out some money and yells at the mime "Come here, little man!" When the mime approaches she deosn't give him the money. She smacks him in the face and laughs like a fuckin lunatic. But man is it hot!

She is also a nympho. During sex shes super rough. She throws Matthew down on the bed. She pins him down and really makes him suffer.

Hexina tells Matthew that she was once thrown in a nuthouse. She says "When I was 16, I was seduced by an older man. He was cruel and sadistic. I was emotionally and sexually abused. and then one day, he went too far." "What happened?" "He refused to marry me." So she set his house on fire. She killed the man and wound up in the loony bin.

When Hexina turns to murder, matthew's life is turned upside down. The movie is kind of a stupid slapsticky comedy, but she is really sexy. Even if you don't really like this kind of comedy, you'll rpobably like her.

In this movie, a rebel girl comes into town and makes trouble while looking gorgeous the whole time. Her and four high school chicks basically go wild and form an ubersexy gang. They beat up a teacher whose been molesting students. They rob their school and they steal cars. And they kidnap one of the dads and tie him up.

Angelina Jolie is butch in this movie and sorta looks like a guy. But even wearing a leather jacket she is really sexy. Plus, extra bonus the lesbian scenes aren't just acting! Angelina really did get it on with costar Jenny Shimizu in real life. Fucking hot!

Dolly Harshaw is a sexy trophy wife to a rich businessman. She meets a loner who pulls into town. She seduces him and blackmails him. She talks him into killing her husband so she can get the all his money. She always gets what she wants.

This is a really sexy movie. At one point in the movie she sucks a guy's dick while holding a gun to his head. Sign me up!

This is a comedy with a sexy scene in it. Mike meets a really sweet and shy librarian and wants to sleep with her. He takes her back to her place where she lives with her her grandmother. They go to her room and Michael sees these stuffed animals on her bed. When Michael sees that her rooms packed with stuffed animals he's pretty sure he's gonna be in for a boring evenign. They start to make out.

All of a sudden she handcuffs him to the bed. She rips off her clothes and shows him she's wearing a dominatrix outfit. How fuckin sexy woudl that be! She yells at him "Call me Mistress, you disgusting little worm!" She yells at him for having an overdue library book. Then Granny tries to join the action.

Super hilarious, even if it is a rip off of American Pie it's worth a look