mean girl movies by josh

This is a great movie. All of the jewel thieves in this movie are total goddesses. But Sissy is clearly the lady in charge. She looks amazing in a skintight black jewel thief outfit. Not only that but she's happy to wrap men aroudn her pinky finger. We see her exploit not only Jay and Silent Bob but also a clueless pizza delivery boy.

Ever had a hard on for Natasha from The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show? Then Katinka's for you! Dressed like a crazy uber-babe and super sadistic, Katinka is over the top sexy. She mocks the female main character's cheap fashion style and calls her K-mart. Best of all, in the climax of the movie, k-mart hits Katinka and Katinka loves it. She smiles and licks the blood off her sexy red lips.

Just for shits and giggles, we have to mention Lois. She's the sexiest cartoon red head wife of an obese man since Wilma Flintstone. In one episode, Lois becomes a violent nympho who grabs her husband's cock and balls and screams "These are mine!" In another episode she wrestles her husband to the ground. She shoves his face into the rug and orders him to scream "I like to eat red carpet!!!" But most awesome is the episode where Lois is in full dominatrix garb and her husband is dressed in bondage gear. She calmly tells him "The Safe Word is Banana" and then knocks him unconscious.

Show of hands, who else got their first taste of bondage and domination by watching Wonder Woman? Sure, Wonder Woman isn't really mean. But she is one powerful and sexy superhero. Maybe the Rodney Dangerfield movie "Back to School" said it best. In that movie a jealous boyfriend asks "What did he want?" The smokin' female professor responds "Oh, Philip. what do all men want?" The jealous boyfreind says "He wants you to dress up as Wonder Woman? Tie him up with a golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?" I know i sure wouldnt mind.

Callisto is Xena's uber-sexy evil arch nemesis. once upon a time, Xena killed Calisto's family and Callisto vows revenge. She doesn't want to kill Xena. she wants Xena to suffer! Somebody on the internet said "Callisto mirrors back to the audience its vicarious enjoyment of pain and power games. She is bad, she mixes sex and violence without apology, and she makes Xena and Gabrielle suffer for us in all sorts of cruel and sadistic ways. Because she is so free of guilt when she makes people suffer, we find Callisto immensely likeable." A shorter way of saying all this is Callisto is really, really sexy.

Debbie is a Black Widow. She marries men for their money and then kills them. That's sexy enough already but things get really interesting when she starts enslaving Fester. During there wedding he says "I will worship you forever. I will devote my every waking moment to your happiness alone. Henceforth, I am your eternal and helpless slave." Her only reply is "Nice... Ditto" she tries to kill him but it doesn't work. Instead she uses her desirability to make him betray his family.

What happens when a horny American teenager suddenly finds himself being dominated by a dominatrix in Amsterdam? The catch is that his safe word might as well be jibberish becuase he can't pronounce it. A short, funny scene that is definitely memorable.