Mean Girl Movies by Josh
Sissy -Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | Eliza Dushku |
This is a great movie. All of the jewel thieves in this movie are total goddesses. But Sissy is clearly the lady in charge. She looks amazing in a skintight black jewel thief outfit. Not only that but she's happy to wrap men aroudn her pinky finger. We see her exploit not only Jay and Silent Bob but also a clueless pizza delivery boy.
Katinka Ingabogavanana -Zoolander | Milla Jovovich |
Ever had a hard on for Natasha from The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show? Then Katinka's for you! Dressed like a crazy uber-babe and super sadistic, Katinka is over the top sexy. She mocks the female main character's cheap fashion style and calls her K-mart. Best of all, in the climax of the movie, k-mart hits Katinka and Katinka loves it. She smiles and licks the blood off her sexy red lips.
Lois Griffin -The Family Guy | Alex Borstein |
Just for shits and giggles, we have to mention Lois. She's the sexiest cartoon red head wife of an obese man since Wilma Flintstone. In one episode, Lois becomes a violent nympho who grabs her husband's cock and balls and screams "These are mine!" In another episode she wrestles her husband to the ground. She shoves his face into the rug and orders him to scream "I like to eat red carpet!!!" But most awesome is the episode where Lois is in full dominatrix garb and her husband is dressed in bondage gear. She calmly tells him "The Safety Word is Banana" and then knocks him unconscious.
Debbie Jellinsky -Addams Family Values | Joan Cusack |
Debbie is a Black Widow. She marries men for their money and then kills them. That's sexy enough already but things get really interesting when she starts enslaving Fester. During there wedding he says "I will worship you forever. I will devote my every waking moment to your happiness alone. Henceforth, I am your eternal and helpless slave." Her only reply is "Nice... Ditto" she tries to kill him but it doesn't work. Instead she uses her desirability to make him betray his family.
