mean girl movies by josh
Zuul -"Ghostbusters" | Sigourney Weaver |
Sigourney Weaver is sexy in general. But when she's possessed by a sumerian demigod, she's extra sexy. She has become Zuul the Gatekeeper, who is waiting for a key master. Zuul answers the door in an exotic, sexy outfit. She tries to seduce Dr. Venkman. She asks him "Do you want this body?" before roughly pulling him down on her bed. She commands him "Take me now, subcreature. I want you inside me" When his resistance pisses her off, she shows him who's boss by floating above the bed while growling and moaning.
Trinity -"The Matrix films" | Carrie-Anne Moss |
The Matrix gets off to a kickass start. Stonecold Agent Smith comes to the scene of a police blockade and talks to the with the police lieutenant. The police have been ordered not to try to arrest Trinity themselves. Agent Smith explains to them that "the orders were for your protection" The cop smugly responds "I think we can handle one little girl." but then Agent Smith tells him "your men are dead." We then get to see the sheer joy of a sexy chick in tight vinyl single handedly take out five cops without even working up a sweat.
Marylin Rexroth -"Intolerable Cruelty" | Catherine Zeta-Jones |
Marilyn Rexroth marries rich guys so she can divorce them and take all their money. At one point, she gets a husband to actually eat their prenup as a wedding present. When the lawyer asks how she got him to do it, she says "He felt like it was his idea. Surely, you've addressed enough juries to appreciate the power of suggestion"
Michelle Flaherty -"American Pie" | Alyson Hannigan |
You gotta watch out for the quiet ones! So many times the quiet girl turns out to be the meanest and the sexiest. This is exactly what happens in American Pie, where a horny high school guy reluctantly settles for Band Camp Girl, only to find out that she's a sex fiend. In a fit of lust, she straddles him and rides him like a horse and smashes a lamp in the process. She looks into his eyes and demands "Say my name, bitch!" He wakes up the next morning to find she's taken off without a word She only used him for sex. Its a great movie!
Miranda -"Miranda" | Christina Ricci |
A shy guy falls for a sexy woman. Turns out, she's a hottie who makes her living as a dominatrix and a con artist. More romance than erotic, but still plenty of scenes worth watching.
Rebecca Carlson -"Body of Evidence" | Madonna |
Hottie Rebecca Carlson is accused of murdering her lover. The murder weapon is her own body! You read right. Madonna is accused of "fornicating a man to death" She deliberately dates rich suckers with heart conditions. She ties them up and fucks them until they have a heart attack. She has a history of doing this. We discover this when one guy who barely survived her sexscapades takes the stand to tell of the terrifying experience. For good measure, she turns her lawyer into a masochist and dominates him. That way she's sure he'll be properly motivated to defend her.
Regina George -"Mean Girls" | Rachel McAdams |
When you hear theirs going to be a movie called Mean Girls, you know it's gonna be sexy. Regina is the most popular girl in school and totally gorgeous. Another girl dares to go out with a guy Regina likes and it pisses her off To get even she calls the girl's house pretending to be Planned Parenthood. Regina is described as a "life ruiner" Regina is the sexy bitch that rules every high school, and this movie shows that type of hottie perfectly.
Sarah, Nancy, Bonnie, Rochelle -"The Craft" | Robin Tunney, Fairuza Balk, Neve Campbell, Rachel True |
Four catholic high school girls get deep into withcraft and gain supernatural powers. sexy chicks with superpowers? Right there you know it's gotta be worth watching. One member of the witch group uses her powers to make herself extra gorgeous. The group puts a curse on a classmate they hate and cause all her hair to fall off. One girl casts a spell that causes her abusive step father to die. This leaves her with a substantial inheretance. Another girl arranges it so that the cutest boy in the class must do whatever she tells him to. Super sexy!!
Catherine Tramell -"Basic Instinct" | Sharon Stone |
Could there be a woman so gorgeous that a man would agree to be tied up just to have sex with her even though he suspects her of being a murderess? Catherine is a rich author who "has a degree in screwing with peoples' heads" She writes murder mysteries that seem to come true. Catherines last lover was a rock star. He was into bondage and had been stabbed to death with an ice pick in the middle of sex. Strange coincidence cuz her last book was about a rock star who is murdered in that same exact way! When a detective starts to investigate her he finds himself becoming attracted to Catherine. He gets obsessed with her. The result is a game of cat and mouse. Catherine messes with the detective's head and he's unable to resist her. If you like dominant, mind-fucking women, "Basic Instinct" is a classic.
Poison Ivy -"Batman and Robin" | Uma Thurman |
Seeing Ivy walk on the backs of shirtless men is so fucking sexy! When she uses her sexual powers to pit Batman and Robin against each other, it's fucking awesome. Soon they're screaming out sums to bid for her. They are fighting over her and insulting each other. Batman and Robin are a team that's faced death together but their no match for Poison Ivy!
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