Mean Girl Movies by Josh
Gogo Yubari -Kill Bill, Vol 1 | Chiaki Kuriyama |
Lots of hotties kicking ass in this movie. It doesn't get any better than Uma Thurman, Darryl Hannah in a crazy, tiny nurse outfit, and Lucy Liu. But best of all is Gogo, a 17-year-old assassin in a schoolgirl uniform. As the movie says "What she lacks in age she makes up for in madness"
One of the best scenes is when Gogo is drinking at a bar. she's hit on by an ugly guy. She's way out of his league but the guy has a Ferrari and tries to impress her by bragging about it. Gogo doesn't give a shit about his car and calls him Italian trash. Then she asks him "Do you want to screw me?" He is shocked and nervously laughs. She yells at him "Don't laugh! Do you want to screw me, yes or no?" The guy says "Yes" Wouldn't we all? In a flash Gogo has stabbed a Japanese short sword into the poor guys crotch. He hollers in pain and she says "How 'bout now, big boy? Do you still wish to penetrate me? Or is it I who has penetrated you?"
In the final showdown, Gogo faces off against Uma. Both are looking quite hot, Gogo in her amazing schoolgirl unifrom and Uma in her skintight yellow racing suit. Uma doesn't want to kill Gogo. After all Gogo's just a child! Uma says "I beg you, walk away" Gogo giggles and says "You call that begging?" Then forcefully Gogo says "You can beg better than that" She then dishes out some serious ass kicking.
Xenia Onatopp -GoldenEye | Famke Janssen |
Bond Girls are total hotties but none are sexier than Xenia! She is a sadistic megabitch with a love for fucking men to death. Wikipedia says "Xenia can apparently receive sexual satisfaction through killing. In a memorable scene, she lures a Canadian admiral onto a yacht moored off Monte Carlo. Ferociously making love to him, clad in revealing lingerie, she suddenly turns over, wraps her incredibly strong legs around him and crushes his chest between her thighs, achieving orgasm whilst squealing Yes, yes... YES!"
Later in the movie "she fires an AKSU-74 carbine around the control room, murdering all the military personnel and technicians present, again getting sexually aroused in the process." The scene when she first meets Bond is as good as it gets. THey're in a bathhouse and she tries to crush him with her incredible naked thighs. The whole fight scene the viewer is just wishing that flimsy white robe she's wearing will fall open. Bummer for us it never does. He defends himself by smashing her against the wall. It only seems to excite her even more though. Xenia is one of the sexiest meanest women i think i've ever seen in a movie. This makes GoldenEye a must have for any collector of FemDom films.
Cynthia -100 girls | Jaime Pressly |
Cynthia is a powerful sex goddess who has men wrapped aroudn her littel finger. Men are always going out of their way to do things for her because she's so frickin sexy. In the movie the main character describes her as "The creme brule of womanhood. She loomed as a titan in my masturbatory dreams . Cynthia is the perfect example of what power women hold over men. We're paralyzed by their beauty. We're rendered speechless by it. In the animal kingdom, when two members stare at each other, it is a test of dominance. The first one to look away is considered the weaker. Between a man and a woman, cards are stacked against the man. Because, let's face it, every time a guy meets a girl... he wants to check out her breasts. A man must summon all his will not to lookdown at those golden orbs whose wondrous tips are upturned, aimed right at his eyes. Once a man loses this test of nerves the woman knows she has a great secret power over him and she can get him to do anything she wants. Like a sexual sorceress, Cynthia had several men under her spell". "100 Girls" serves up a lot of great stuff. There is a Femnazi Women Studies teacher becomes a Nazi dominatrix. There's a gorgeous girl who regularly humiliates her opponents in games of Strip Foosball. Throughout the movie there's a lot of talk about the irresistible power of sexy women. It's a great movie and i'd definitely recommend it!
Mistress Lisa -Exit to Eden | Dana Delany |
Okay, first off Exit to Eden is a crappy movie. Someone thought they'd take an erotic thriller and insert a cheesy comedy aspect into the plot involving Rosie O'Donnell and Dan Ackroyd. So you wind up with a movie that is too sexy to be a cheesy comedy and too goofy to be sexy. But there are a few great scenes involving Mistress Lisa. One especially sexy scene is when Mistress Lisa, with only a robe covering her perfect bod, sits down on her slave's back like he's her personal horse so that he "can feel what he so desperately wanted to see."
Mistress Pearl -Payback | Lucy Liu |
A crime lord opens his door and gets hit in the face. A gorgeous Asian woman walks into the room and says "On your knees, bitch. I want satisfaction." Pearl is gorgeous, and insists on being addressed as "Mistress Pearl, you piece of dogshit." Later, an angry Mel Gibson breaks in and makes the Crime Lord beg for his life at gunpoint. Mistress Pearl is obviously turned on by watching her slave be overcome by fear. The slave beg forgiveness. Mistress Pearl gets so excited that when Mel's character is about to beat the slave, she insists on doing it for him. She kicks her slave. She steps on him. She crushes his balls beneath her high heeled shoes.
Catwoman -Batman Returns | Michelle Pfeiffer |
Catwoman is the ultimate sexy female supervillian. And when it comes to Catwoman, it doesn't get any better than Michelle Pfeiffer. In a skintight black vinyl costume and carrying a whip, you can't take your eyes off Catwoman. Her gorgeous face, her pale skin, those sexy red lips. She's irresistible and she knows it. Batman is her plaything and she fucks with his head. One minute she's flirting with him and in the next she's trying to kill him. Batman is her cat toy and it's a BDSM relationship made in heaven (OK, Hollywood). An awesome classic. Check it out.
Catherine Wyler -Not Another Teen Movie | Mia Kirshner |
This movie is really silly but I think it's worth watching. Catherine is a take off on a character in Cruel Intentions. She's a sex fiend who is known as "the cruelest girl in school." More slutty than dominant, but still really frickin' sexy. There's also a cheerleading "Queen Bee" character that's worth a look.