Mean Girl Movies by Josh
Jaime Pressly -Torque | China |
This is a kickass action movie with a smokin hot biker babe. China lounges around on fantastic bikes in hot biker leathers looking like a supermodel. She licks her blood red lips and has to be physically restrained from stabbing people who piss her off. She carries a butterfly knife in her boot and twirls it aroudn like she wants to mix it up whenever anyone says anythign she doesn't like. She's covered in crazy tatts and has lots of piercings. For any of you who like your evil woman with lots of body mods China will rock your world!
One totally hot scene is when she looks on as her tough biker boyfriend strangles someone in a mens room with a bike chain. As the soon to be dead guy sputters around for breath she looks on from the doorway like she can't get enough! You can tell she is uber turned on by this murder happening right before her eyes. The scene itself is really awesome. The whole bathroom is lite with a blood red light and really well done. A moth flutters around the light in the bathroom at the end of the scene. Really artsy but in a way that totally kicks ass!
After that scene you see her lounging on the hood of a police car like she does this every day. She's the eyewitness to this crime and the cops can't get enough of taking her statement. She obviously doesn't have any respect for their authority as policemen. She lounges on the hood of the cop car like she's in a lounge chair by a pool. She playfully yanks the hat off a cop's head and puts it on her own. She messes with them and they love it!
Near the end of the movie it turns out that she's even more evil then we had imagined! Not only does she feed the cops a lot of bullshit and frame an innocent guy for a murder her boyfriend did, but it turns out that she also is dating a corrupt FBI guy! She gets him to kill his partner in a drug bust gone bad. He's an irritating little shit but she has him totally under her power.
One of the last scenes in the movie as the whole plot gets super exciting is when she gets into a catfight with this sexy but kinda vanilla blonde chick. China and Shane (the blonde chick) duke it out on their bikes in one hellava action packed scene. It's not to be missed. And everytime China gets in a good hit, she licks those sexy blood red lips of hers. I really can't recommend this movie enough! It's a great action movie and China is as good as it gets!
Lola -Transporter 2 | Kate Nauta |
Lola is a professional killer who is every guy's wet dream and worst nightmare! She pops up throughout this kickass action movie strutting her stuff in really high sexy heels. She apparently has a bit of a shoe fetish and for those of you who do too, this is your kinda movie. In one particularly memorable scene, she struts her stuff into a pediatrians office and proceeds to make that place a scene of total carnage (its before the place opens though so don't worry. No kids get hurt or killed). She is wearing these amazing strappy red stilettos which make her neverending legs look even longer. She kills the frumpy front desk nurse and stuffs her in a closet. She takes her place behind the front desk to waits for the first patient of the day to arrive. It is the mission to kidnap this boy and deliver him unharmed to her employer. When she is standing behind that desk popping her gum and waiting impatiently she sure is working those fuckin amazing shoes!
She pops up throughout the movie makign trouble and every time she enters the scene it is totally hers. Another really sexy scene happens near the end of the movie. It's the final showdown between her and the good guy (soem irritating beefcake whose name I can't remember). Anyway she is totally kicking his ass and it's awesome! She grabs onto these rope things hanging from the ceiling and flies aroudn his head, cackling and laughing at him every time he tries to punch her and misses. At one point she has totally dominated him and licks his face. She's obviously getting off on the fact that she is kicking his ass and can do whatever she wants to him and he can't (or doesn't want to!) stop her. It's a pretty long and fucking fantastic scene! If it were five times as long you woudln't hear me complaining!
This movie is a total winner. Like I said, for all those folks w/ a shoe fetish and for everybody who loves a fucking mean woman, this movie is a must own!
Violet -Poison Ivy: The New Seduction | Jaime Pressly |
This movie starts with a tea party. Not the sexiest way to start a movie, but hang in there cuz it gets a lot better. The oldest girl is Ivy and she will grow up to become Drew Barrymore. Ivy's little sister is Violet and she will become every bit as cruel as her older sister. The third girl is Joy. She's the the spoiled daughter of the owners of the house. Joy's parents live in the lap of luxury, while Violet and Ivy's mother slaves away as a servant. Then one day Joy's mother discovers her husband having an affair with Ivy and Violet's mom. All of a sudden she and Ivey and Violet are kicked out with nowhere to go.
We meet up w/ all these folks a decade later. Violet is all grown up and a smokin hottie. She pulls up to the house in a taxi. She gets out, knocks on the door, and introduces herself. Joy is really happy to see her old friend again. Joy lets' Violet stay with them. When she's not working as a professoinal dominatrix (why the hell didn't they include these scenes in the movie? It would have been so good!) Violet begins to get revenge.
For starters, Violet seduces Joy's fiance and makes him cheat on Joy after years of being faithful. When Violet learns that the poor guy is a recovering drug addict, she uses drugs to torture him even more. Soon Violet makes Joy think that her fiance is a total junkie.
Violet then sets her sights on Joy's tennis partner and best freind. She gets her drunk. After the girl passes out, Violet take soff the girl's clothes and handcuffs her. She crawls into bed with the poor girl. When the girl comes to Violet tells the girl she just had kinky threesome with Violet and Joy. The tennis partner runs from the house. She is so disgusted with what she thinks happened that she never comes back.
And there's Joy's father. Violet plots her sexy revenge on him too. She starts by teaseing the father. For example she'll swim naked in their pool while she knows the dad is watching her from the window. You can see what's coming, right? The dad falls for gorgeous Violet cuz who could resist her. When they do the nasty it is fucking hot. Violet strips only to turn around and walk out. She makes the dad after chase her. She touches him a little more but then gets up and leaves again. This time the dad is literally is down on his hands and knees crawling after her. Eventually he winds up handcuffed to a bed and Violet beats him.
I really enjoyed this movie and just writing about it makes me want to enjoy it, again if you know what i mean.
Jane Smith -Mr. and Mrs. Smith | Angelina Jolie |
Jane Smith is a hit woman. And what's sexier than a gorgeous hired assassin? Her target is an evil arms dealer who's being heavily guarded in a secure location. But the target hires a callgirl dominatrix and he gets Mrs. Smith. Lucky him! She wears a supersexy black vinyl dominatrix costume that really shows off her amazing body. She mesmerizes the arms dealers body guards and strides into the victim's hotel room. She ties him up, and beats him. She calls him a "bad boy" He is totally into it, but then trouble strikes! Suddently she snaps his neck and drops his lifeless body to the ground. Then she makes the best exit i've ever seen in a movie. She leaps out a window and leaves a whole mess of trouble including a dead arms dealer and his angry body gueards behind. She lands on the sidewalk. Calm and gorgeous as ever, she hails a taxi and speeds off into the night!It's a short scene, but worth it. Jolie is a vinyl goddess!!
The rest of the film involves her trying to kill her husband. Jane Smith's all girl spy society is fun to watch. Lots of super sexy scenes of Angelina kicking ass and taking names.