1. Please introduce yourself.
Hi, I'm Miranda. What's goin' on? Do you like my shoes? They're totally new.

2. What is the cruelest thing you have ever done to someone?
The cruelest thing I've ever done to someone is deny them my company and skills after having experienced them. I'm extremely picky about who I session with; I probably turn down up to 50% percent of applicants and that works out extremely well for me; I rarely have what could be termed a "bad session." But even so, every now and then, I session with someone who I don't care to see again ... Disinterest hurts worse than the sharpest switch.

Generally, I am not a cruel mistress. I am a very sensitive & caring mistress who will nonetheless cause you torment and suffering, interspersed with bouts of succulent indulgence, just because I happen to think those sounds you make are really funny & amusing. I think it's adorable when I do something downright nasty to you, yet, with your eyes rolled back into your skull, you plead & beg for more. And I think the fact that you'll do just about anything for a lick of my ankle or a sniff of my worn panties is just precious as hell. Also, how can it be considered cruelty when everything I do to you is, ultimately, for your own good?

However, when I was in seventh grade I made a crack about the English teacher's mother being a whore, and an unpopular one at that, and he actually started crying in front of the class. That one, I feel bad about. Now that was not only cruel, it was inappropriate.

3. How do you know when you have truly broken someone?
Again, that's totally not my scene. I don't break people; I build them up by helping them accept and embrace the elements of themselves that are traditionally associated with shame & guilt. I draw all that darkness out into the light and show them that their monsters are nothing to be afraid of. These are just games-- really fun games. Sure, we're talking about pain and anguish and humiliation and suffering-- but for all the right reasons. For example, I can't session with someone that I don't like-- I have to like you to be able to hurt you because if I don't I won't even waste my time being in the same room. I believe it was Machiavelli who said that it's better to be feared than loved? What a dick.

4. What is your favorite way to humiliate someone?
That depends on where their buttons reside but I do enjoy telling big strong men to get on their knees that suck my cock like they owe me money; it's amazing how many straight men take to the activity with gleeful abandon. I also wrapping my stocking-clad legs around their heads and skull-fucking them 'til they gag. What can I say? Even if your cock happens to be made of silicone, it always fun having it sucked!

5. What are some telltale signs of weakness?
Well, I don't like to call it "weakness" because when a man falls under my spell I take it as a sign of good taste not a character defect but there lots of signs ... either the inability to look directly at me or away from me ... being unable to hold his train of thought while answering questions ... uncontrollable twitching or blinking ... a raging boner. You know, the obvious stuff.

6. How do you go about exploiting someone's weaknesses?
I am terribly sorry but I simply cannot answer that question at this particular juncture. Those are my ancient Chinese secrets and I am currently still employing them. However, be sure to look for the book once I retire.

7. What is your favorite thing about being truly dominant?
Oh, that's an easy one; not feeling the need to "follow." Do you realize how many people idealize and worship those who are only slightly better than themselves just because they can't come up with a better idea? The numbers are simply staggering! Thank heavens I'm here; now you can just relax and do what I tell you, safe & secure in the knowledge that I am, indeed, large and in charge...

8. What are some of the many things that make you better than those around you?
I have phenomenal legs, I am fluent in Gibberish (a made-up language similar to Pig Latin) and my doggy-style rivals that of the great Snoop himself.

9. Scientists have found that the major sub-interests of Dominance/Sadism are:
Administrations of Pain, Bondage,Humiliation, and Dominance. Which of these are you most drawn to?
Definitely the administration of pain. Pleasure and pain are just opposite extremes of the same thing-tactile sensation. By manipulating a sub's senses, an activity that should be considered unpleasant is not only enjoyed but relished and activities that are usually regarded as desirable can be turned distressing. And that's just magical. That's like being able to turn water into wine.

By the way, it took "Scientists" to figure that out? I am weeping for my wasted tax dollars.

10. What do you find truly sexy?
Now that is an extraordinarily difficult question for me to answer because there is so much in this world that I indeed find truly sexy. Here's something that I certainly do not find sexy: dingle-berries. God invented baby wipes for a reason, fellas.

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