It is really an honor to interview You Lady Lana! Were You always so dominant?

You are welcome. Finally there's your chance to learn more about Me, so there it is! Right from the start huh? Well…silly question, but funny enough, had to think about it. I have been feeling dominant most of the adult life, but it took me a bit of soul searching for a while to realize the extent of my own dominance, it's not something you wake up one day with, deciding that you are going to be one way or another, more of a constant evolvement in many ways. While the inner core is present, I believe it takes some level of maturity to realize who you really are. It has nothing to do with beating up boys, it has nothing to do with having bad manners, maybe I'm old fashioned this way, but I think you've got to have at least something that will make others respect and submit to you without making a show out of it. That's just simply the way I am.

How did You start abusing losers?

Hm, there's no set date or time for that, it just kind of happened naturally. They pretty much asked for it, and it's a hard opportunity to pass by. I've always had a taste for mr. nice guys, those who will always put Me first, those who can take as much shit from Me as I can give, those who will put up with anything I want, who will rub my feet and kiss my ass. It's the only way things work out nicely and that's the only way it works. As far as my expansion to distance domination, I love it! Slowly started to play around about three years ago, ha, god bless internet! So many fucks to screw the silly brains inside out, to see how much I can push them, how far they'll be able to go for Me, to put them to the test. It's always fun to observe the extent of male behavior. I've got to say I've been quite lucky with my following, maybe they don't need to hear it, but got quite a jolly bunch to keep me happy. And as for losers….well, losers are losers to drool around what they will never get close to, to stay away in the corner and worship from afar, and could really care less about them, till they've proven themselves otherwise.

Please tell us about Your various training programs? Do You offer lifestyle training?

Lets just say I don't offer shit. If I happen to click well with someone, then he gets dragged into my world, like it or not. I always welcome new blood to the lifestyle, even though they can be annoying at times, but I absolutely love to mold them into my toys. If they come sincerely and with respect, I'm actually quite patient in leading in and explaining what is expected of them, considering they follow the rules and protocol. I am less fond of so-called "experienced" subs who have some preconceptions of what domination should be about, but, anyone with an open blank state of mind is always welcome to put themselves to the test.

As far as various training programs… there are a few, and while, there is no "one fit all" program, I like to have guys watch a few videos to get a sense of what I'm about, or all videos for that matter, the more they pre-condition themselves before approaching Me, the better. Simply drooling over pictures won't cut it, if someone is in need of personal attention, I expect them to do the research and know every single thing about what makes Me happy. If you are thinking that training program means making a sissy because someone is into forced fem, playing with chastity if someone is into orgasm control or draining dry a findom masochist you would be very far from reality. The real training begins when you had no intention of becoming My personal wallet and realize that it's what you exist for, it's when you never thought that shoes were any important until you find yourself obsessed about looking for another pair to buy, it's when you never thought you would be turned on by burying your face into a cum covered pillow every time you were told to….so, you get an idea ; )

Your clips are really awesome! Please tell me all about them and the various subjects You cover in them? And what is Your store link?

Thanks ; ) I started making videos at first as the means of keeping pets occupied in my absence, which, happens once in a while, but I like the keep the leash short. The videos were originally conceived as instructions of short tasks to complete for me with confirmations of such etc, as it's a pain for me to type up a whole lot of instructions, thus figured it's easier and more personal to see and hear me, need I mention, over and over again. *grin*. This interview probably would be easier through video too! Anyhow, after a while the videos expanded into more and more of training programs, something that is still evolving, a kind of never-ending project in progress. It started with "10 Days of Denial" series and now expanding on to mucho other things. I really enjoy making them, thus, there are maybe not as many clips as people would like, but, well, who the fuck is asking their opinion. Little desperate selfish wankoids just have to sit and wait for the next gift thrown at them, that's the way it works, but then in the end, the videos come out more special once I get my cunt-inuous inspiration to make them.

As far as the subjects go, there's a wide range covered, anything from self-bondage instructions, humiliating tasks, cbt, slut training, masturbation instructions, spitting pov, findom videos, femdom hypnosis mp3s, videos and brainwashing loops, there are really many of them, I've lost count, last time I checked it was over a hundred or so, and it's still growing in my collection. Some of the videos are my little treats of my favorite fetishes such as smoking fetish, make up, shoe fetish, foot fetish, stockings and hose fetish.

They all can be found here on my site : http://ladysays.com

i know it is an honor for a pathetic loser to be used by You. What criteria do You use to decide if a slave who has asked to serve You is truly worthy?

It is a fucking honor indeed, don't make a mistake about it. I look for the right mindset and I know almost immediately if it's going to be worth my time or not. I won't put up with anyone who doesn't put me first, that's about it. If a sub's sentence starts with " I want, I need …." Yeah, there's not much to talk about. As far as truly worthy? Well, it's a challenge to anyone who thinks they can possibly be "truly worthy". Go ahead, take the bait.

What kind of slaves do You like the most? What kind will You not put up with?

The good ones of course! Just messing… The good ones are the one who are not able to say 'no", those who simply do as they are told, no questions asked, they are few, but those are the ones who make Me happy. Those who will go extra mile to make Me smile, to please Me, without having to make them do that, but simply because they know that that's what they are for.

I won't put up with any time-wasters, wankoids who think they can manipulate me into doing what I want, anyone who thinks that I'm there to entertain them, or simply anyone who thinks they are sincere "true" slaves and money is not important and they are above that. My suggestion is, think twice before you try to approach Me without a tribute, I think it's simply rude and disrespectful, so get lost.

Your website is really great! Tell me about some of Your losers mentioned in there and what You made them do?

Of course it is, it's my own personal creation. As far as the losers go, I don't really like to mention them, but let them do the talking, if they've got nothing to say, the world will not know that they even ever existed, what they did for Me or how much they've spent. Anyone has an opportunity to brag about their accomplishments, but I have no intention of doing it for them, they are seriously not that important. I prefer to write about myself, and as of recently, I've put the price for attention. If there's anyone out there who wants to be on the "it" list and to be mentioned in My blog, the price of attention is 1k spent over the month, and it's gonna stay this way from now on. Those who braved up to write, ah well, go ahead and read it lol http://ladysays.com/slave-s-corner. Losers speak for themselves.

Please give me all Your blog and website links for our readers.

All of my updates, including videos, photos, mp3s, blog posts, pets' posts can be found at, registration is absolutely free, what happens next can get expensive pretty fast, but, it's just money.

http://ladysays.com
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Do You enjoy training cross dressers and sissies? Do You enjoy forced transformations?

I enjoy all kinds of submissives, and sissies and CDs can be a lot of fun, especially when mixed up with other fetishes. I firmly believe that men should wear skirts, it's such a miss that they are restricted to pants only, they really shouldn't be discriminated like that, they got to show off those legs! Transformations are fun, especially the long, gradual ones, that can be nurtured over time, making the submissive grow and evolve into a total fuck doll. Simply making a man wear panties is overrated as there are so many more possibilities.

What is Your favorite type of clothing?

Hmm, tough question with a full closet of nothing to wear and a consistent fashion crisis…I'd say, depends on a season, right? : ) At home it's almost always silk/satin robes, think I'm gonna turn into Hugh Hefner, just need to work on getting Bunnies and whatever is his amount of dollars, but who's counting, so just can start with silk robes and pajamas, then Bunnies and the rest. Another thing I can't live without is make up and high heels, feels very naked without it, and need I mention I spend more on lingerie than on regular clothes? Yup, didn't think so. Oh wait, too bad you can't see it hehe.

How do You deal with all of the wankers online?

Easy. I don't really. My time is way too precious to be wasted and I've been doing this long enough to know when I'm being dragged around, so those conversations get shut down pretty quickly. Maybe it doesn't occur to them that they are about just like everybody else and if at any point they think they are smart, here's the reality check, they are not. It's easy to tell if someone is subjecting me to an image of a perfect fantasy domme that they created in their minds or if someone's being sincere. It's easy to tell if someone's attempting money waving tactics or if the person is being honest, and finally, something that might be difficult to grasp on, tributes don't make anyone special, privileged or entitled to anything, lack of such though, makes one simply invisible.

Do You enjoy using cuckold slaves?

I enjoy using slaves, period. I don't discriminate like that, but, of course there is plenty of space for silly suckolds cuckolds in the room, and some of my favorite way to humiliate puppies, to fuck with the heads and with wallets, yummy.

You also have absolutely perfect feet! Do You have a lot of foot slaves?

Not nearly enough!

Do You offer monthly payment schedules for losers as well as drive by wallet rapings?

I do, sort of, but somehow I manage to take the money before they have any left for monthly payments, such a pity, kind of sad actually. For those who like it nice and slow, the pain can be extended over long periods of time. Best bet would be to register on the site, fill out the petition to serve, follow the instructions and only then contact me.

What are Your favorite types of gifts? Could You post some wish lists that lucky slaves can click to tribute You?

Here's the ultimate list of the wish lists that I put together. I highly prefer gift cards to anything else, but, good old amazon is still there with a few items that I'd like to have in my tight little hands. Knock yourself out.

http://ladysays.com/wishlists

If someone gave You one million dollars what would You do with it?

You say a million dollars like it's a lot of money. I can easily think of ways of spending it in less than a week. The thought of taking a million dollars from someone is much more interesting, don't you think? This question actually reminds me of "Office Space" but for sure I wouldn't be doing nothing, don't need a million dollars for that. No doubt I would continue doing what I'm doing now, wouldn't change a thing. I'd just be doing it out of more exotic location, which, I might be anyway in a few months.

Do You have a Twitter?
Good way to keep up with all of My news and updates about new videos, plans and just a few good laughs at losers here: http://twitter.com/LadyLana

How about a Youtube?
There it is: http://www.youtube.com/user/LadyLanaSays

How can a slave contact You?
Through email with any questions/concerns ladylana@ladysays.com

Yahoo/Msn/Skype contact requires a small fee and limited to up to 15 minutes of my time if there are any questions to discuss.

To talk to me directly I can be found on TalkSugar: http://www.talksugar.com/host_bio.php?id=18334

Lady Lana,Thank You very much for this interview It was a great honor for me! You are truly amazing!
Sure thing, my pleasure. Of course I am, and it never gets old hearing that.

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