What's that? Say it louder. <giggle>

"You want me?"

You think this is news to me? Puhlease... sleezeballs like you ALWAYS want me. You don't think I haven't noticed that certain parts of my clothing mysteriously go "missing" everytime I let you do my laundry?

I know what you do with them. And it's sick.

I'm going out. When I get back, my clothes better be washed, ironed, and hanging neatly in my closet.

And if anything's missing this time-- there's a thousand guys who would love to take your place, shithead.