Wow-- thank you so much for always doing my laundry. You're my knight in shining armor. You know how my building doesn't have on-site washer&dryer, and it's such a pain to drag it all down to the laundramat. I really appreciate you doing this for week after week. You're a sweetie

Wait a minute-- did you forget to use that fabric softener that I like so much?

You fucking IDIOT. Jesus Christ, can't you do anything right? No wonder you've never had a girlfriend, you pathetic loser. I've always hated your guts-- you talking to me is like a slug crawling over a beautiful rose.

Wash my laundry again. CORRECTLY this time, shit for brains.