Get away from me, you smelly bum. I'm not giving you any money!

Oh my god-- Professor Talbot? Is that you??! hahahahah.

Wow, so you're homeless now? that's awesome. Wait till I tell my friends about this.

I guess maybe I overdid it, huh? Getting you fired from the university was funny, but when I made you start doing heroin, that was even funnier. You have to be careful with that stuff, Professor-- I heard it can be kinda habit-forming.

Okay, I gotta get back to this gallery opening. Good luck begging for change.