I love being me.

The truth is, I am everything a human being should be.

I am beautiful, I am brilliant. I am powerful, I am cultured, I am strong, I am wise. Everyone wants me, everyone wants to be me.

I am perfection incarnate.

And you, my dear, are an ugly toad-- if I stepped on you, I'd feel gross and would run to wash my foot off.

And you know that really is how I feel about you, don't you?. .