When it comes to
the true measure
of a man...

How Do You Measure Up???

How to Participate

#1. You must be over 18.

#2. You must be submissive-- or at least, willing to submit to me for the purpose of this contest.

#3. You will need to a ruler, tape measure, or other measuring device. You will also need a camera. And obviously, you will need a penis. (Although, yes, I realize some of the entries will be sufficiently pitiful that even using the term "penis" to describe the appendage will be a somewhat generous exaggeration.)

#4. You will then need to take two pictures-- one showing the length, the other showing the width. Measurements will have to be independently verifiable by our scorers in order to count.

#5. You must be willing to have you info published online. I will almost certainly publish the supplied name (or pseudonym) and your measurements. Pictures may be published if I so choose.

#6. You have the option of including extra pictures, such as your face or you holding up a sign with a statement of submission. Such images may increase your chances of winning the contest. Definite bonus points for humiliating or degrading images of yourself.

Level of Arousal

There is only one proper state of a penis in my presence: fully erect, at attention.

In all images, your penis should be absolutely as hard, as erect, as firm, and as large as possible.

Do not insult me by sending me anything less than your hardest. And for those of you who are unable to even achieve an erection, don't even both wasting my time by entering a contest you can't possibly win.

Judging and Scoring

Each entry's size score will be assessed as follows:
    Size Score = Length: 25% + Width: 75%

Additionally, I (Sophia) or Mz. Devon shall assign each entry a "Aesthetic Score" based on the overall visual appeal of the entry. Judges comments and discussion may be included on the final scorecard.

The entry's final score will be calculated thusly:
    Final Score = Size Score x Aesthetic Score

The Prize

The winner of the contest will be awarded one five-minute telephone session with the amazing Mz. Devon-- "The Goddess You Were Born to Serve". Mz. Devon is one of the rising stars of in the world of male-abuse. Her slaves routinely shell out hundreds and thousands of dollars just for the chance to make her giggle. And one special contestant will get a chance to be a fly in her web. To learn more about the amazing Mz. Devon, a woman after my my own heart, I suggest reading Mz. Devon's Toxic Treat Interview or visiting her Official Site.

Additionally-- while I (Sophia) am neither a dominatrix or a phone-domme, I have not ruled the possibility of awarding a short telephone conversation to a contestant of my choosing.

How To Enter

First gather the necessary information:

• A name or pseudonym
• A sentence saying you're over 18.
• Two pictures-- one showing length, one showing width.
• A statement of what YOU think your measurements are, both length and width.
• Optionally, any extra pictures of you, your face, you holding up embarrassing signs, etc.

Then, email this information to toxictreatcockcontest@gmail.com